Good job team, those were some cheerful little epitaphs. You’re gonna be the coolest kids in the cemetery!
Randomly chosen winners of scythe pendants are:
Winners of the $10 Amazon GC are (and I chose two funny ones because none made me cry):
Auston Habershaw: (Here Lies Auston: Died screaming in horrible pain. Enjoy the rest of your walk.) Because I think I snorted milk out my nose while reading it.
Sarvenaz Tash (Here Lies Sarvenaz: We had to rechisel this like 3 times to get the spelling of her name right. #sheprobablydoesntevenappreciateit) Because the word “rechisel” is inherently hilarious.
And the randomly chosen winner of the signed ARC of Croak is…
Congrats to all the winners! And also to the losers, for accepting your defeat with humble grace and dignity.