You know who likes diabetes? NO ONE. The thing is all over my family, and all over my husband’s family, and is probably lurking in some of our closets too, just waiting for the right moment to come out and ninja-chop us right in the pancreases.
So we’re going to walk around a park for a while in order to defeat it. Well, okay, the walk probably isn’t going to do that — but the money we’re raising will. I also happen to have a bunch of swag left over from my big road trip, so here’s the deal: If you’d like to donate some money to the Step Out: Walk to Stop Diabetes, I will thank you by sending a Croak prize pack. You already have some Croak swag, you say? Well, I’ll throw in a limited edition glow-in-the-dark scythe pendant. Ha! Stick that in your…hand…and hold it.
The amount is up to you, whatever you’d like (as long as it’s at least $5, according to the online donation rules). Maybe $6, or $66, or $666 for maximum creepiness – but really, any amount is appreciated. To donate, click here.
Let’s punch diabetes in the face! I thank you, my family thanks you, and Wilford Brimley cat thanks you.