Here are some search engine terms that also double as really great band names.

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The most delightful statistic that my blog offers me is that of search engine terms, a.k.a. the anonymous words and phrases that people google to find this here blog. Most of them are pertinent, some are a little annoying (if you are looking to read my books for free, might I suggest a library?), and some are riddled with spelling errors, but the best are the ones that can double as killer band names, and it is those that I will be sharing with you lucky folks today.

So here’s the lineup for the Search Engine Music Festival, coming soon to muddy field near you:

DESPERATE 12-YEAR-OLD BOYS

BUNG HOLE CAPS

PHIL AND BANANA PUDDING

HAMSTER WEARING A SOMBRERO

IS PERFECT POLLY THE SICKEST BIRD

“THE CHEESE COSTUME”

YUO ARE A REALLY GREAT AUNT

ALPACA HANGINGS AND WALL BLANKETS BY PERV

with special guest:

GINA PIGEON

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