Pre-order HELLHOLE, get free prizes, escape eternal damnation

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Okay, I can’t promise that last thing. But if you pre-order HELLHOLE, you will get free prizes.

My newest bookling will be coming out on January 6th, 2015. That’s right after the holidays, and let’s face it, sometimes after the holidays you feel a little too lazy to do a single friggin’ thing. I personally hibernate in a food coma that lasts well until Valentine’s Day, at which point I wake up, eat several heart-shaped boxes of chocolates, and go back to sleep until Easter.

So why not get all your literary bases covered ahead of time? Here’s the sweet, sweet deal: Through the whole month of October REST OF THE YEAR, if you send me proof that you have pre-ordered HELLHOLE, I will send you a nifty little swag pack, along with a Fancy Special Edition Pre-order Illustration, signed by me, that will ONLY be available through this giveaway. I can’t show you what it looks like, but here’s a tiny peek:

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Aw.

All you have to do is:

1. Preorder the book through your favorite online retailer (here are links to Amazon, Barnes and Noble, and IndieBound to get you started) or through your own local bookstore
2. Submit/forward a copy of your receipt or proof of purchase to my email address
3. Profit.

And then, obviously, enjoy the book when you receive it in January. Better yet, hit yourself in the head with a mallet to give yourself amnesia so that it’ll be a surprise when you receive it! Best head injury ever!

This giveaway is now closed. Thanks to all who pre-ordered!

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