Crafty Crappy Christmas Cards 2014

Oh hey. Happy Christmas Eve and junk. Those of you suckers who have been reading this blog for a few years know that every year, my friend Claire hosts a crafty-Christmas-card-making party, and every year I make a mockery of it by throwing together cards that are deeply deranged. Here’s this year’s installment. Enjoy!

001Do not display in front of children.
IMG_3167Who’s jolly now, bitch?
IMG_3168Don’t eat the snow, your face will bleed.
IMG_3169Santa died.

And lastly, a The Room – themed card, for the fraction of you lucky enough to have seen it. If you haven’t, I highly recommend. It’s the perfect film to watch together with the fam so that you may bond over its sheer awfulness. (Just, uh, fast forward through the porn scenes.)

IMG_3170 IMG_3171

You are tearing me apart, Snowman! 

Happy holidays!



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