Oh hey. Happy Christmas Eve and junk. Those of you suckers who have been reading this blog for a few years know that every year, my friend Claire hosts a crafty-Christmas-card-making party, and every year I make a mockery of it by throwing together cards that are deeply deranged. Here’s this year’s installment. Enjoy!
Do not display in front of children.
And lastly, a The Room – themed card, for the fraction of you lucky enough to have seen it. If you haven’t, I highly recommend. It’s the perfect film to watch together with the fam so that you may bond over its sheer awfulness. (Just, uh, fast forward through the porn scenes.)
You are tearing me apart, Snowman!